Monday, May 16, 2011

Casting Couch: John Holloway & Viggo Mortensen



I flipped by Hidalgo on TV this weekend and voiced something to my roommate that I've thought for some time, so I thought I'd share. After watching Josh Holloway (Lost's Sawyer) be hilarious on Community and then happening to flip the channel to Hidalgo starring everyone's favorite King of Gondor, Viggo Mortensen, I decided my inner casting genius needed to break free.

Cast these men in a project together! Preferably as brothers. Preferably as dueling brothers of some kind so we can watch them kick each other's ass and make snarky quips back and forth. Both are obviously incredibly attractive. Both can play badass and funny. I think they deserve a Fincher, the Coens, Tarantino or perhaps even Nolan. Someone make this happen!

Now to you. Leave your suggestions for a plot, a director and/or writer in the comments.

2 comments:

dn said...

LEADING ACTOR: Viggo
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Josh
DIRECTOR: Terrence Malick
PLOT: none
RUNNING TIME: 204 minutes

Lindsey said...

Hahaha.

NOOOOO. Malick will take too damn long. I want to see this pronto.

Besides he's too touchy-feely for the movie I want to see. Try again Neises.