Monday, December 31, 2012

2012 Movie Rundown

This year was a fantastic year for movies. However, for the first time, I can't really anoint any of the movies I saw as "Perfection." I feel passionately about all the movies under "Excellent," but not to the degree that I could make an argument for any of them being perfect. So you only get "excellent" movies this year.

Note: I was running behind last year's total until my flight got cancelled and I had three extra days in New York before coming home for Christmas. Those three days allowed me top last year's total of 42 by two, with 44, which includes a viewing of Titanic in 3D that is not ranked below because I think everyone knows my feelings on that movie by now. I also decided to mark which movies I saw more than once in the theater and to include movies I watched on the plane to Paris since they were fairly current in theaters. What did I miss? Where did I go wrong? Speak up . . .

Excellent
Argo
The Avengers (2)
The Dark Knight Rises (2)
Django Unchained
Les Miserables
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Ruby Sparks
Silver Linings Playbook (2)
Skyfall (3)
Zero Dark Thirty

Solid 
The Amazing Spiderman
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Flight
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hunger Games (3)
Lincoln (2)
Looper
The Master
Moonrise Kingdom
Pitch Perfect
21 Jump Street
The Sessions

Fine
Anna Karenina
Celeste and Jesse Forever
The Five-Year Engagement
Friends with Kids
For a Good Time Call…
Life of Pi
Lola Versus
Prometheus
Safety Not Guaranteed
This is 40
The Woman in Black
Wreck-It Ralph

Eh
The Campaign
To Rome with Love
Wanderlust

Just Silly
Magic Mike
Ted
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 2

Just Bad
Hitchcock
John Carter
What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Trailer Time 10/3/2012

The Lone Ranger

Predictably Johnny Depp gets the real mythic treatment in this first look at Gore Verbinski's (the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, and let's never forget, The Mexican) long-gestating take on the '50s Western icon. Armie Hammer stars as the titular hero but it's clear who is really being used to sell the movie: Depp in "crazy" makeup with a  bird on his head, cause come on, why WOULDN'T he?

The Guilt Trip

In what should have been called "Jewish Mom Takes a Road Trip," "The Guilt Trip" pairs Barbra Streisand, in her first leading role since 1996's "The Mirror Has Two Faces," with Seth Rogan as a mother and son on a road trip. Naturally silly, mensch-y hijinks ensue.

Movie 43 (NSFW)

OK, deep breath...

This movie stars Chloë Grace Moretz, Elizabeth Banks, Hallie Berry, Hugh Jackman, Emma Stone, Naomi Watts, Gerard Butler, Kristen Bell, Anna Faris, Kate Winslet, Richard Gere, Uma Thurman, Seann William Scott, Chris Pratt, Justin Long, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Josh Duhamel, Live Schreiber, Bobby Cannavale, Kate Bosworth, Jason Sudeikis, Johnny Knoxville, Tony Shalhoub, Kieran Culkin, Jack McBrayer, Stephen Merchant and John Hodgman, and is directed by Elizabeth Banks, Peter Farrelly and Brett Ratner, among eight others.

THAT is a lot of star power in one movie. Apparently this was filmed over a period of four years in order to fit everyone in. The plot is a secret but it's clear by this trailer it will include lots of actors using words and speaking on subject matter that you thought was unbefitting to their "craft."

Lincoln

Now, that is more like it. The first trailer for this indulged in schmaltz fest, but this one gave me goosebumps. Angry Abe is a much better color on DDL than battered Abe. Not to mention some great lines from the gaggle of grizzled character actors that populate the rest of the cast. So now we've seen sentimental Spielberg and badass Spielberg. Which one will the actual movie be??

Friday, June 29, 2012

Pop Culture Diary

This post was inspired by one of my favorite pop culture blogs, NY Mag's Vulture, which recently asked Gillian Flynn, one of my favorite writers from EW, to keep a diary on her pop culture consumption for a week. I figured that was an easy way for me to write about the pop culture that's on my mind, so amazingly I managed to do it. This obviously doesn't include the vast amounts of online articles I read about pop culture daily because that would show my ridiculousness in a different way.

Day 1
9:00 a.m. 
I’m about 70% into "A Dance With Dragons," the most recent entry in "A Song of Ice and Fire," which I mostly read on the subway. Chris generously let me borrow one of his many reading tablets and I’ve enjoyed not carrying around these massive books in my purse. Oh my, how IS Tyrion going to get out of this one?

10:00 a.m.
Friday means trailer day! I watched (and shared) trailers for “2 Days in New York” and "For a Good Time Call." I had read positive things about Julie Delpy’s follow up to “2 Days in Paris” and I’m excited to see Chris Rock in a “dramatic” role. I hadn’t head of “For a Good Time Call” until seeing this trailer but it looks fun. I have residual good feelings toward Ari Gaynor so I’d see this as part of marathon movie day. Later I watched the trailer for “Pitch Perfect,” a kind of “Glee” meets “Bring it On.” I shared the trailer with Carolyn who replied within minutes with simply: Carolyn: well i'll obviously be seeing that

11:00 a.m.
I’m on Spotify for most of the workday so instead of obsessively listing what songs I listen to here I’ll give you the name of the playlist. Today was a Rolling Stones day. I recently created a Wes Anderson playlist after seeing "Moonrise Kingdom" and noted that he uses a lot of Stones in his movies. Realizing I didn’t think I’d ever listened to a full Stones album I subscribed to this Ultimate Rolling Stones one and I am LOVING it.

7:00 p.m.
I took advantage of my summer Friday to catch an early showing of "Prometheus" I managed to avoid spoilers so I was excited to see it. Saw some great trailers beforehand, most of which I’d already watched online.

• "Django Unchained": SO PUMPED! Oscar for Leo!
• "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter": I still haven’t decided on this one, I think I’ll wait for reviews to roll in to decide if it’s worth going in the theater.
• "Frankenweenie": I feel like I’ve seen this trailer for MONTHS. Time to come out so I can stop.
• "Savages": I hold out hope for this one, only because I love Taylor Kitsch and God knows he needs a win after "John Carter," which I did see, and "Battleship," which I totally meant to. He deserves better and Oliver Stone should be able to deliver. The trailer looks equal parts creepy and exciting. Also, hey Benicio!
• "Gangster Squad": Is it just me or is this the only movie where Ryan Gosling’s accent actually makes sense? Loving everything I’ve seen and read about this.

So anyway, "Prometheus…"

SPOILER ALERT: I’m so confused! I was actively enjoying the film while I was watching it but then it was over and I was like, meh. Michael Fassbender and Noomi Rapace are both fantastic. I genuinely thought the tattooed geologist was Christian Bale for a good 20 minutes of the film. I also knew Guy Pearce was in the movie and therefore thought he was tattooed geologist’s respected friend who wanted to CUDDLE AN EYEBALL. So. Much. Confusion!

On the other hand the scene where she performs her own C-section will haunt me for months. Overall, I just can’t muster up much enthusiasm for the film. I get that the black goo is obviously the catalyst for creating life but if this film was made to answer questions about the "Alien" mythology it failed miserably by creating so many more questions than we were prepared for. But of course, there will be a sequel to answer those quesitons! We should have known that going in guys.

10:00 p.m.
Made it home to hang out with my kitten and started watching "Crazy, Stupid, Love" since I just ordered it from Amazon to push me into free shipping. Am interrupted by Alison alerting me to the fact that a man is going to walk on a tightrope across Niagara Falls. Am transfixed for a solid half hour with terror and wonder. Finish "Crazy, Stupid, Love," watch the latest "Ricky Gervais Show" (God bless Karl Pilkington) on HBOGO and go to sleep.

Day 2 
9:00 a.m. 
I recently started watching "Breaking Bad" from the beginning on Netflix. I'm enjoying it but am not flying through episodes like I thought I would. I had hoped to get all caught up before the new season starts but that's not looking good right now. However, I now understand why Cranston always steals away the win from Jon Hamm at the Emmys, even though I'm not 100% supportive of it. I watch a good portion of an episode while I’m getting ready.

10:30 a.m.
Before leaving for the day I watch the trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's movie about Scientology, "The Master." The teaser for this focused on Joaquin Phoenix but this time PSH gets his turn. He's doing his creepy best. Man, remember "There Will Be Blood?" PTA is just the best. Also, FNL's Landry as PSH's son. Impeccable casting! I am sold.

12:00 p.m.
I spend most of the day at the Jazz Age Lawn party on Governor's Island so while there is still culture (jazzy costumes, dancing, orchestra) it doesn’t quite fit this diary.

5:30 p.m.
Exhausted and sunburned I return home with some Five Guys and with every intention of watching "Animal House," which I’ve had from Netflix for weeks. Can’t seem to muster enthusiasm for it and decide to peruse Netflix Instant instead. I settle on "Kick Ass," which I’d never seen. It was fun but I think I’d heard it talked up too much.

9:00 p.m.
I gorge on two episodes of "Say Yes to the Dress" because I’m obsessed with it. They are followed by an episode of a spin off called "Randy to the Rescue," where Klienfeld’s “fashion director”/resident gay travels to Vegas with wedding dresses in tow to help brides find their wedding look. I obviously set a series record to this as well.

11:45 p.m.
Some more episodes of "The Ricky Gervais Show" and I’m asleep with a kitten by my side.

Day 3 
9:00 a.m. 
Up to make it to brunch I watch more "Breaking Bad" while I get ready. Walter just shaved his head and now looks like the badass he is.

11:00 a.m.
Meeting friends for brunch in Harlem but they are running late so I get some more "Dance With Dragons" reading done.

6:00 p.m.
Settle down in front of the TV with my computer to get some work done. I also recently started watching "Happy Endings" from the beginning so I decide to watch that while working. I’m liking it a lot, though I wonder what the recappers say about Elisha Cuthbert’s character. Am I supposed to dislike her this much?

11:15 p.m.
The usual "Ricky Gervais" episodes play while I fall asleep.

Day 4 
8:00 a.m.
Watch some "Breaking Bad" while getting ready for work.

9:00 a.m.
More "Game of Thrones" on the subway. I’m about 85% done per my borrowed Kindle.

12:00 p.m.
Today’s Spotify playlist is Ultimate Mad Men, which I’ve been listening to a lot since season five started and has now ended. Favorite entries from the past season include “You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me,” by Dusty Springfield and “He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss)” by The Crystals.

8:30 p.m. 
Had a date but it ended early so I was home in time to watch "The Bachelorette" and still fast forward through commercials. It’s ridiculous but I am helpless against it. The recaps on EW the next day make the humiliation of admitting I watch it worth it.

11:15 p.m.
To shake things up I watch the pilot of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" as I drift off to sleep. Pants tent!

Day 5 
8:00 a.m.
More "Breaking Bad." Walter made a deal with Tuco and Jesse just doesn’t think it’s a good one.

9:10 a.m.
More "Game of Thrones." I’m about 87% done. If Dany doesn’t show up in the conclusion of this I’m going to pissed.

10:30 a.m. 
Take a short break to watch the new "The Dark Knight Rises" trailer. So much more Bane! I have already secured my tickets to opening day for this and am convinced it will be the highlight of my summer.

12:30 p.m.
Back to the playlist that started the Stones obsession, my Wes Anderson playlist. I was inspired to make this after seeing his most recent movie, "Moonrise Kingdom." It is fantastic and I recommend to all who love Wes Anderson. If you don’t like him, I must say, this is the most Wes Anderson-y of his films I can think of so steer clear.

6:30 p.m. 
Decide to catch up on some DVR’d TV including "True Blood" and the last two episodes of "Girls." "True Blood" I can’t even say I really enjoy watching anymore. I feel like I’ve seen all these plots before. WHY are we subjected to watching Tara be a vampire? Wasn’t everyone excited when they thought she was dead and we didn’t have to listen to her anymore.

As for "Girls," I’ve really enjoyed its first season. The pilot got way overhyped but the successive episodes really built on who these characters are. There has been so much written about the show that it feels superfluous to add more so I’ll just link to some of my favorite articles about it and leave it at that.

However, I will say these last two episodes were especially affecting as we see SPOILER Hannah and Marnie move farther away from each other as they each realize hard truths about themselves. We’ve all been there, right? Then Bobby Moynihan shows up and makes the season with his hilarity. "Girls," I’m signed on for season two along with DONALD GLOVER!

A.V. Club article I liked: http://www.avclub.com/articles/how-girls-challenges-the-masculine-expectations-of,81266/

10:30 p.m. 
When I turn off the DVR "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II" is on HBO and I watch until INCREDIBLY OLD SPOILER Snape is about to die and I have to turn it off because I don’t want to go to sleep a teary mess.

11:45 p.m.
Ricky Gervais and Co. lull me to sleep.

Day 6 
8:00 a.m. 
Nothing like watching some meth being cooked to start the day.

9:00 a.m. 
More—you guessed it—"Dance with Dragons!"

2:15 p.m. 
Break down and watch the new "Breaking Dawn Part 2" teaser trailer. Yes, I know these movies are terrible. I suffer from a condition where I can not stand reading about pop culture events when I haven't seen/read/listened to said event. I’ve managed to not give in to this condition on things like "50 Shades of Grey" but my condition got me to read/watch "Twilight" so long ago it seems silly to stop now before it’s finished.

4:00 p.m. 
As a palate cleanser, I watch the new "Anna Karenina" trailer. I hadn’t heard about this adaptation but I am sold immediately.

5:00 p.m.
Leave promptly so I can eat before heading to "The Book of Mormon" tonight!

9:30 p.m.
The Book of Mormon just got out and WOW! So fun! I forgot that I paid the big bucks to get a really good seat so I had a perfect seat for all the hilarity. My favorite part had to be when Jesus calmly called one of the missionaries a dick. And he promptly sang “I can’t believe Jesus just called me a dick!” Also, the cameos by Hitler, Darth Vader and Yoda were most welcome. Definitely worth the money. The songs will be in my head for days.

Day 7
12:00 a.m.
Head home after drinks with a visiting friend and read my "New York Magazine" because I’m too tired to focus on "Game of Thrones."

12:45 a.m.
Watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm" to try and fall asleep. Have a tough time of it since my kitten has been alone all day and wants to PLAY. So I have to watch three episodes before he calms down enough for me to actually fall asleep.

8:00 a.m. - 9:30 a.m.
The usual "Breaking Bad," "Dance with Dragons" morning commences. Oh look Dany did show back up. I finish the book and have decided to read "The Devil in the White City" next.

1:40 p.m.
I’m headed to the Newport Folk Music Festival at the end of July so I created a playlist of the bands playing to prepare myself. I’m really liking Blind Pilot and City and Colour so far.

4:45 p.m.
Watch "$ellebrity" trailer. Hadn’t heard of this one and am impressed all these celebrities agreed to talk to the filmmaker. I am easily sold, which I’m afraid is the point the movie is making. Conundrum!

5:03 p.m.
The day is winding down and I’ve lost motivation so I watch the "Celeste and Jesse Forever" trailer, which starts Andy Samberg and Rashida Jones in a film they co-wrote. I’d read about this during Sundance and am clearly going to see it. Looks like they’ve got great chemistry and will probably make me cry my eyes out.

Friday, February 24, 2012

2012 Oscar Picks

It's that time of year and once again, I won't be able to watch the Oscar telecast live because of a conference. That, plus it being the KU-Mizzou game on Sat. made me declare this the worst possible weekend my work could have scheduled this conference. So even though my viewing will be a few days late, I still wanted to offer up some picks. I was successful in seeing all nine movies nominated for Best Picture even if I really didn't want to (I'm looking at you War Horse). Plus, I am running our office Oscar pool so, for what's it worth, here's how I predict the night will go down (and how it should have).

Best Picture
The Artist
The Descendants
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
The Help
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
The Tree of Life
War Horse


First the two "what were they thinking" awards go to War Horse and Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close. I didn't hate Extremely Loud as much as most reviews did, probably because of residual affection for the book, but by no means should it be on here over The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo or Bridesmaids. War Horse felt incredibly artificial for me. It was trying so hard to be the traditional Oscar film that it failed to make me feel anything; and I cry at EVERYTHING! No tears during a war movie—something has to be wrong. The rest of this list is filled with movies that I liked but can't muster up much passion for. The film I saw most recently was The Tree of Life, and while I enjoyed it, I'm not done thinking about it to decide if I love it. I'd say the movies that are on this list where I walked out of the theater excited by what I had just seen would be Hugo and Midnight in Paris. Hugo because I'm a film geek and the last half hour is film geek catnip, and Midnight in Paris because I love Paris and Woody Allen. The award for making me weep goes to The Descendants, which I really liked a lot. It feels effortless and obviously deals with a subject matter I have some experience in (losing a parent, not a parent cheating, just to clarify). Moneyball I also thought was very entertaining but probably not a movie I'd watch over and over again. The Artist is a completely charming movie. It's a tad overlong, which most of these are, but overall I enjoyed watching it. Would I watch it and enjoy it again? Sure. Does it feel like the best picture of 2011? Just no.

Will Win: The Artist
Should Win: Uh, I'll go with Hugo but I'd put The Descendants and Midnight in Paris on even keel with it.

Note: As I was writing the rest of this post I realized I failed to mention The Help at all in this section. Makes sense since I also don't understand all the hoopla about the movie itself. Its nominated performances are completely deserved. Viola Davis can do no wrong in my opinion. But The Help belongs in this category like The Blind Slide did a few years ago. NOT AT ALL. Both are enjoyable movies that got way overpraised in the interim between release and awards season.

Best Directing
Michel Hazanavicius--The Artist
Alexander Payne--The Descendants
Martin Scorsese--Hugo
Woody Allen--Midnight in Paris
Terrence Malick--The Tree of Life

Here is where I get the admiration for Malick for sheer ambition. Does the movie succeed as much as he hoped it would? Like I said, I'm still deciding. It's my pick for the ideas he contributed to create truly remarkable and beautiful imagery (I think the film will, and should, win cinematography). I also wouldn't be upset to see Martin Scorsese win either, again, because the film was clearly a passion project for him. However, it's clear Hollywood is in love with Michel Hazanavicius and I get it to a degree. He got people to fall in love with a silent movie in 2011 (well, he and Harvey Weinstein)

Will Win: Michel Hazanavicius--The Artist
Should Win: Terrence Malick--The Tree of Life

Best Actor
Demián Bichir--A Better Life
George Clooney--The Descendants
Jean Dujardin--The Artist
Gary Oldman--Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Brad Pitt--Moneyball

This is probably the toughest category to call. Convincing cases can be made for everyone on this list, most obviously George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Jean Dujardin. I have not seen in A Better Life so I can't speak to Demián Bichir. I love me some Gary Oldman and I liked Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, but his performance got a little lost for me while I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. I'll give props to Brad Pitt making a very interesting choice, doing a wonderful job with it and for the fact that he was really a champion in getting the film made in the first place. Yes, Dujardin had to keep the move chugging along without saying a word, and he was very charming while doing so (and on SNL) but I can't say it was simply his performance that made the film so enjoyable. That movie was more the sum of its parts then just him. That being said, it is Clooney that makes The Descendants so affecting. The lost look in his eyes through most of the film keeps you just on the edge of heartbroken, until he goes ahead and pushes you over the edge at the very end.

Will Win: Jean Dujardin--The Artist
Should Win: George Clooney--The Descendants

Best Actress
Glenn Close--Albert Nobbs
Viola Davis--The Help
Rooney Mara--The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep--The Iron Lady
Michelle Williams--My Week with Marilyn

I have not seen The Iron Lady or Albert Nobbs but from the trailers I know exactly why these two women are here. I can say with confidence that Rooney Mara in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is the only performance of these that I have seen where I left the theater thinking, man she did a fantastic job, and yes, I've seen the Swedish version. I have a severe girl crush on Michelle Williams and I think she was stunning in My Week with Marilyn, making a mediocre movie watchable. However, Viola Davis is just lovely in The Help. She is the reason the film itself got any notice beyond being just a serviceable adaptation of a popular book.

Will Win: Viola Davis--The Help
Should Win: Viola Davis--The Help

Best Supporting Actor
Kenneth Branagh--My Week with Marilyn
Jonah Hill--Moneyball
Nick Nolte--Warrior
Christopher Plummer--Beginners
Max von Sydow--Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Wouldn't it be amazing to see Jonah Hill win an Oscar? I hope that day comes someday. But it won't be this weekend.

Will Win: Christopher Plummer--Beginners
Should Win: Christopher Plummer--Beginners

Best Supporting Actress
Bérénice Bejo--The Artist
Jessica Chastain--The Help
Melissa McCarthy--Bridesmaids
Janet McTeer--Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer--The Help

Ditto above for Melissa McCarthy. It is great to see her even on the short list for a performance that despite being insane (and hilarious) is actually really grounded. This is especially evident in the scene where she confronts Kristen Wiig and then bites her on the ass and makes Wiig punch her. I hope that is the scene the Academy chooses to show as her Oscar clip. Enough about the dress shopping scene please! Regardless, it's The Help's ladies' night.

Will Win: Octavia Spencer--The Help
Should Win: Octavia Spencer--The Help

Best Adapted Screenplay
The Descendants (Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon & Jim Rash)

Hugo (John Logan)

The Ides of March (George Clooney, Grant Heslov & Beau Willimon)
Moneyball
(Steven Zaillian & Aaron Sorkin)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
(Bridget O’Connor & Peter Straughan)

I haven't read any of the books (or seen The Ides of March as a play) these movies were based on, but I know Moneyball was thought of to be an insane choice to adapt into a movie. So kudos to Aaron Sorkin and Steve Zaillian for that one. However, I think it is Dean Pelton (and team)'s moment in the sun.

Will Win: The Descendants
Should Win: Moneyball

Best Original Screenplay
The Artist (Michel Hazanavicius)
Bridesmaids (Annie Mumolo & Kristen Wiig)
Margin Call (J.C. Chandor)
Midnight in Paris (Woody Allen)
A Separation (Asghar Farhadi)

Here is my spoiler category. Conventional wisdom has either The Artist or Midnight in Paris taking this one, but I'm going all in on a Bridesmaids upset. Otherwise the ceremony is going to be the most boring thing ever. It won't happen but sometimes blind hope is all one has in this world.

Will Win: Bridesmaids
Should Win: Bridesmaids