Sunday, December 14, 2008

Guest Blogger: Adrienne on Synecdoche, New York

I still haven't seen this, I'm ashamed to admit. However, there has been a duel about if the film is "good" or not. Here Adrienne Aggen weighs in.

This movie exhausted me. Ruined me. Had me in fits. Tearing at my arm hair.

I imagine other people feel like this too, but I am going to make a wild guess that they don't take the time to figure out what it all means to them. Because they're so unquestionably mind-blown afterwards that they just want to go home and soak in some long, hot, VH1. No pretense about it, Synecdoche, New York is work. Hard work. I don't know how comfortable I'd feel filing it away under "entertainment." It kind of feels more like doing a research project.

But this theme of the hard-working movie works, because the premise deals with one of the most emotionally taxing professions – artist. In this case, writer. The film is quick to remind us that being a creative person is rewarding but hardly the glamorous kick in the park it looks like. You can't turn your brain off. Ever. You're never done. It's not like you finish up at the office and then start the project the next day. No, you're constantly making mental notes and revisions and it's enough to drive a woman Sylvia Plath.

Even when the project is done, it's still not done. "A [poem] is never finished, only abandoned." Cliché, but true. You then have to have a maddening post-mortem, where you regret half of your creative choices and play the "if-only" game until you collapse in a pool of your own, wasted brain matter. I really can't think of anyone who works more than the artist, but enough about me, let's talk about the movie!

Well, actually that is kind of a quick sum-up of the premise. This concept of the ever-constant-Work, this blurred line between one's work and one's life is hammered upon with great skill, played by the always genuine Philip Seymour Hoffman as the messy but ambitious playwright Caden Cotard. You see, Caden's personal life is in shambles. His body is falling prey to diseases of every kind including bowel troubles, blood issues, sycosis (the homonym all too prescient and suggestive).

These scenes afflict us with some scatological icks, but they're much more tolerable than the Apatow brand of potty humor, and are appropriate for a movie about decay. After all, as Caden soon learns, we are human. We are temporary. We are our own carbon-based sets, prone to disease and discomfort and likely to collapse at any moment. And Caden is literally his own, fragile, walking theater piece.

His relationships are also fraying at the seams. His wife (Catherine Keener) is finding artistic success and trading her husband's affections for those of Berlin artsters, taking their young daughter Olive with her to saddening consequences.

This leaves Caden lonely, though admired by a bright young assistant (the always captivating Samantha Morton) and by the theater community at large, the latter all but saving his suddenly bleak life by tossing him a prestigious McCarthur grant. With this financial backing, Caden can now do something more important, more personal than the stage plays he's been translating in recent years. And he turns inward, taking inspiration from his life and his life alone.

What follows really proves to Caden and to the audience the certain inescapability of autobiography. We cannot help throwing ourselves into our work, and he cuts all the corners and takes this very literally. We then watch the following hour and a half and explore "Caden", keen as mustard to turn his life into his masterpiece, not realizing his life is already his masterpiece. And it takes him the whole 2 hours and 20 minutes before this concept finally jells in that disturbed, creative brain of his.

Instead, he undergoes the expensive and time consuming learning process and rents a huge Brooklyn warehouse and fills it with the junk and neuroses of his life. He creates exact replicas of his apartment and nearby haunts, casts his real life wife, ingénue Claire (Michelle Williams - who just keeps getting better as she grows into herself) as the wife of the Playwright. Further on he casts actors to play the Actors to play Actors for this play with in a play within a play. It could get confusing in this respect, and it does. But it's still always well-communicated, it's just like you need to pause the film, figure it out for a few minutes, and then press play again.

It's a funny movie, too. Caden's inability to totally control his actors and his assistants make for unexpectedly hilarious turns, as they help in rewriting the play of his life. He is the director of his play, but like a God, his players still have the will to be their own agents. This process is very organic for life, but not for the controlled environment of a stage, and this stresses out the already stressed Caden. But the humor is well-placed and smart, and it makes sense at the end that the story of all of our little lives are both tragedies and comedies. This is just my take, but I actually think Kaufman is pretty charitable to the often sad state of the human life. He loves Caden and hates Caden at the same time, and maybe this is just more than a bit self-reflective.

At about the halfway mark, play and life become completely interchangeable, and you can just see Kaufman snickering in the wings, adding another layer to this meta-madness. I think for the writer-director, like his protagonist Caden, this was his way of self-analyzation. He needed to create to understand himself. But it's unclear whether he finds it ultimately worthwhile. Is he praising art, or shaming it for it's obsolescence? In the end is Art insignificant or is it all that matters? I think he is torn, and this is partially why it's so complex.

Art. Just the word exhausts me, too. You know, the longest (ongoing) argument I've ever been in attempts to assign a "correct" definition to this concept and to classify, demystify, spiritualize, contextualize, and hyperanalyze it. And the leitmotif of this argument being: Does Art need an audience to be Art? What if—like those old Chinese poets who scribbled down poems and sent them down the river on origami boats, never to be seen by any other eyes—the art I create is just for myself - a commune between me and my God - is this not art? Or is it just artistic masturbation? Do I need an audience? Is the art I want to create founded in the Calvinist school of thought or is it not? Do I create to glorify God, self, or both? Or to understand self? Or all of these things? These are things that I guess run through other people's mind besides mine, to name a few Kauffman and the fictional? Caden.

In the end, it presents all the needed ingredients to give it Oscar nods, especially and unsurprisingly Best Orioginal Screenplay. It also benefits from an indie dreamboat cast (lookout for a knockout performance by Dianne Weist). I can't fathom the negative, "vanity-project" reviews it's getting. Don't all stories eventually reflect our own artistic credo? I see this then, less as a vanity project, and more as something very close to Truth. Microscopically, macroscopically (whatever it takes) trying to discover who we are through what we make and our role as Grand Creators – the closest we'll get as mortals to becoming Gods, even though even our "controlled" environments still belong to something greater. Thematically, it spoke to me (clearly). Haunted me in a way (hence the feeling like I HAD to write something about it, "*en muss sein.)" It's stimulates in a way that most movies don't – artistically, intellectually, spiritually.

And I dare you not have at least an hour of conversation about it afterward.

* Geez. Kundera, what a jerk I am.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dr. Phil Gets Me

My mom sent me this Dr. Phil test. I was bored so I took it. It turned out to be pretty accurate, I'm ashamed to admit. I got a 37. Oprah got a 38. Even though I hate Oprah, I still feel ok about that.

31 TO 40 POINTS
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake
your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

If you're curious, I'll send it to you. Doesn't take along.

I need to get back to work...

Guest Blogger: Alison on Uggs

Alison is (very) proud of her new purchase of Uggs. While I'm freezing in ballet flats, they seem like a good idea, but the rest of the time I berate her endlessly. She claims she is bringing the Uggs back for the non-mini skirt wearing population. She wanted a forum to state her case.

Ugg boots have become as standard a symbol of That Girl as the denim mini-skirt She is inevitably wearing. We've all seen Her, we've all been annoyed by Her. I am not That Girl. But I just bought Her shoes. I, my friends, am taking back Uggs. On behalf of all practical-minded girls with cold feet, I'm taking a stand. Why must I, whose worn Chucks and beloved flats are no match for sub-zero temperatures, suffer? No more, I say.

I first had the Ugg experience when I borrowed a pair of my sister's to wear to the KU/Nebraska football game. It was freezing. My face was raw, my hands were numb, but my feet... my feet were gloriously warm. And comfortable. I felt like rugged royalty, and yet, I couldn't silence my self-loathing. My head told me Uggs were an excellent idea: I get cold easily, I'm outside a lot, I've been looking for cold-weather shoes. My heart told me no: Uggs are gross. In the end, alas, you just can't mess with logic.

Buying Ugg boots is a lot like getting a tattoo: there's no coming back from it. At the store, my mom, knowing my internal struggle, asked me how I felt about my looming purchase. Happy? Sad? I said, in so many words, that I felt as if the part of my soul that housed my principles had been dealt a mighty, if not fatal, blow. She laughed. I scowled. And then I bought some boots.

I don't regret it. Uggs are O.K. They've served me well. Yes, the same Uggs so ubiquitous among the bleach-blond, S.U.V.-driving set. And I'm not only a convert; I'm here to convert you. You may be judging me, but I'm judging you for your inappropriate choice of footwear. So let's take back Uggs. Let's be cold no more. The shoe does not make the person, I'll have you know. It just makes her warmer.

Monday, November 17, 2008

I Heart NYC

I know it's been awhile and I have some drafts in the works but this was too amazing not to share.

So Autumn and I were leaving the movies (Role Models, pretty funny. Worth seeing) and we were walking on Broadway uptown toward the train. It was a normal Sunday afternoon, about 4:30, still light outside. So we're walking down the street and walking in the opposite direction is a man in his late thirties or forties with a bushy red beard. Sounds standard enough, right?

Until my eyes traveled upward and saw that the man was walking (at a perfectly normal pace) while a cat perched calmly on his head. Not a kitten, a full grown cat. It looked a lot like this, the cat was even the same color, in fact, this may be the same guy, just a few years ago:


I love this city!

Friday, October 17, 2008

City of Angels

This is way late, but I don't want to forget it so I'm sharing my favorite stories from our trip out West. For those that don't know, Autumn, Betsy and I ventured to the city of angels to visit Autumn's dearly departed roommate Sam, who left New York to pursue her dreams of working in the film industry. She now works at Entertainment Tonight.

I had been to L.A. twice before. Once with my family when I was probably in middle school or a freshman in high school. Needless to say, when I first came here, I was not a fan. The traffic combined with the fact that my family was staying downtown and didn't venture that far (except to Beverley Hills, of course). The second time I went to L.A. it was for the exclusive reason of going to The Price is Right. And while waiting on a street at four in the morning is a fine way to see any city, I was ready to give L.A. its final chance.

Highlights:
Sam lives in what is known as "The Valley," where Cher and Tai go to the party and dance to Rollin' with the Homies. Although in Clueless, it is considered a rough part of town to live in, I found the area where Sam lives to be charming. Lots of restaurants and little boutiques abound, and an easy commute over the hills, where you get to drive by Mulholland Drive, to the rest of Hollywood. We also spotted the liquor store where Cher was held up on our first night.

Betsy's cousin Mirtha is an actress in L.A. and she seems to know everyone. We happily abused her connections to get into Paramount Studios back lot. She is friends with a producer there and he let us drive around a little golf cart and check out the stages. It was a Jewish holiday, so the studio was pretty dead. Autumn and Betsy infiltrated the set of the CW's Privileged. It was awesome.

Mirtha was also able to get us in to Les Deux, which is a club the ladies of MTV's The Hills go to all the time. But she didn't just get us in, we went to the front of the line VIP-style. It was pretty cool. Until the club was so crowded that I wanted to kill someone, then I was happy to leave.

Sam's friend Ren, who also used to live in New York, booked us a surfing lesson for early the morning after our Les Deux adventure. While I had gone home at a reasonable hour, you can't keep Autumn and Betsy down when there is fun and drinks to be had. Although, they'd had little sleep, we all still made it to Santa Monica in time for our lesson. Our surf instructor, was of course, smoking hot. So first things first, we had to get our wet wet suits on. While this was an easy task for me (he gave me on that was too big) the others weren't so lucky, especially considering their respective hangovers. So I helped yank the suits on and we went down to the beach for our lesson. After a few practices jumping up on the board, which was a comedy of errors on many levels we made it out in the water. While it was incredibly cold, after awhile it felt amazing. He told us to just dive right in and Autumn took that to heart. She dunked her head under and when she came back up, days of makeup came running down her face, confirming our instructor's hunch that some of us had been out late the night before. We each took our turns, some more successful then others. One of my favorite moments was when Sam was straddling her board, like all cool surfers do. She had her long hair cascading down her shoulders and looked right out of a surfing movie. Ren, noticing how great she looked, said "Sam you look like such a surfer girl." She enthusiastically replied, "I know!" and she flipped her hair over her shoulder. As she made the sharp movement her board (and her) flipped completely upside down. It was priceless. I managed to stand up on my board for the briefest of seconds, otherwise the ocean kicked my ass. It was so much fun but also very hard work. We all were very sore for about a week afterwards, or at least I was.

All in all, I no longer will use the word hate when referring to L.A. I actually felt like I learned the city, especially since I did a lot of the driving. Other highlights: We saw Benji and Joel Madden at brunch in Beverly Hills, sitting a table over from us. Overall, a fun-filled trip.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Vote for Leo!




Oh man, Jonah Hill is amazing. I'm pretty sure I tried on the glasses he's wearing. Go me!

Yeah, yeah. What do celebrities know? They shouldn't get involved in politics. Whatev. I'm all about voting, Re-elect John Ramsey! Because if you don't vote, you're not allowed to complain. So for the sake of complaining, vote! But first you've got to register. But these guys clearly can say it better.

Oh Leo, 10 years later and you've still got me.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Seagulls love pizza

I work by the water, which I usually forget about until the wind coming off it is cold enough to kill a man.

However, it is not uncommon to see seagulls lazily floating by on the breeze. I was walking to get lunch one day and I saw a seagull diving toward the street. I slowed to observe his keen plan and saw him make a clean landing right at the curb.

He was obscured from my view for the briefest of moments and then he emerged victorious—complete with a full size slice of pizza, and like any true New Yorker, the slice was folded in half. His prey captured, he flew off into the murky mist of lower Manhattan. Chuckling softly and inspired, I made my way to get some pizza of my own. I love this city! (and pizza)

Sunday, August 3, 2008

American Teen

Billed as a modern day, real life The Breakfast Club, I went into American Teen with apprehension. But first a shocking confession: I've never seen The Breakfast Club. My mother's hatred for Molly Ringwald, especially in Pretty in Pink, which I have seen, prevented me from seeing most John Hughes movies in my youth. As I got older, I started to make up for lost time, but I have still yet to watch The Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles for that matter. I know, I know, I'm a film major. I'm on it.

ANYWAY, I know the gist of The Breakfast Club so that's all that mattered in watching American Teen. It's weird to think about how long I've been out of high school, because I feel like I can remember every day of it, when in reality, I remember relatively little. American Teen made it all come rushing back to me.

The film is a documentary of a few students in one high school's senior class. They, I'm sure, were chosen because they seemed to embody a certain iconic high school persona, yet as the film goes on those stereotypes are broken down to unveil the real humans underneath. We have the jock, the popular bitchy girl, the artsy alternative girl, the heartthrob, the geek and various other hangers-on. As the film progresses we see what motivates them (usually pushy parents), what hurts them (breaking up via text message) and what makes them happy (finally finding a date for the prom).

My favorite storyline, predictably, was that of Hannah, the artsy alternative girl who dreamed of moving to California after graduation. As the film goes on Hannah is dumped, not once, but twice. One of those break-ups pushes her into a fit of depression, which she struggles to get out of, but she still manages to come out of her senior year prepared to handle the next step.

The movie made me think about myself at that age and how far I've come. Like I said, it's weird to remember when my life revolved around yearbook, newspaper, my car and pining for a guy that never would like me. I'm weird in the sense that I still have my core group of friends from high school, some I see every day, others that are just a phone call away. And while the movie didn't make me miss high school exactly, it did make me think about it in a way that made me realize how charmed my high school days were. I had no pushy parents, no mean girls making fun of me (to my knowledge) and no heartbreaks like Hannah did. True, I didn't have a date to prom, I never got THAT guy and I did write "September 11th" as "September 1st" in our yearbook, along with other errors that haunt me to this day, but I also had incredibly caring and funny friends that are still there for me whenever I need them.

Whoa! Got sappy there for a second. The movie is good. You should see it.

Edit: Also, it had to be said that I was way too attracted to "The Heartthrob" in the movie. Then I remembered, he's 17. And then I realized, I don't care. So that's uber-villians and 17-year old boys (Harry Potter included), if anyone's keeping count.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

McCarren Park Pool

We ventured out to the capital of hipsterdom to see a free show at the famed McCarren Park Pool. Alison, Cichelli and I left, in what we thought was plenty of time. When we got to Williamsburg, we found our way to McCarren Park. We started our trek to find the end of the line. Probably about a half hour later we found it. It stretched for at least 10 blocks. Two and half hours later, and one quasi-severe thunderstorm later, we still were not even close to the front of the line.

Nick and his friend Hyeku had met us and waited with us for a little while longer. At this point, the band we really wanted to see (The Ting Tings) were already well into their set. Cold, wet and frustrated, we decided to just go to the front of the line and just listen. We made our way up there and then Hyeku got feisty. She worked some magic, told a little white lie, and poof! We got inside for the end of The Ting Tings, of which I enjoyed immensely.

The venue was really cool. I was never clear if the "pool" in McCarren Park Pool was an actual pool and it turned it was. "Was" being the operative word. The concert was literally in the basin of a HUGE pool. It was big enough to hold a solid concert pit of people, along with a dodgeball game and a slip and slide. We grabbed a seat on backside, upon the fence that encircled the pool, so we had a great vantage point form which to judge the concertgoers. And we did.

We are funny.

Later on I found out that this is the last summer for concerts at the pool. They are closing it and turning it back into an actual pool, so I'm really glad we made the journey when we did. Even if the rain, the crowd and ineptitude all threatened to ruin it for us.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Dark Knight

I'd waited through opening weekend to see it. I was foolish and waited too long to get my tickets and all the IMAX shows for opening weekend were sold out. So I had to grit my teeth and wait until Monday. Luckily, I had Alison to wait with. So we waited...I saw Mamma Mia instead. Not a worthy substitute, FYI.

IMAX...I've only seen two other movies on it. Batman Begins and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry was worth it because at the end it went 3-D, which was awesome, in my opinion. The first Batman, eh, but this one was definitely worth the $16 (yes, that price is right, this is New York). From the first scenes, those floating "beauty" shots of Gotham, I was off-kilter and I think that was the point.

From that point on, I don't know if my mouth closed. I haven't seen many movies that literally make my jaw drop. This one did, over and over. In case you are late to The Dark Knight party, the film picks up where the last left off. Gotham has begun to be terrorized by Batman's most infamous villain, the Joker. I'll get my praise for Heath Ledger out of the way now. I remember seeing the first teaser for The Dark Knight, last year, when Ledger was still alive. I remember the hairs on the back of my neck standing up, seeing a shot of him against a wall looking up in the most classic case of rapist face I've ever seen. So I'm going to go ahead and say that my critique of his performance was not colored by his untimely death. Say what you will, but it is a masterpiece. I sat there in awe the entire time, especially in a scene where he has been captured and is being questioned in his cell. He owns the movie from the very beginning, when you can only see the back of his head. He is remarkably creepy, twisted, funny and yet, still attractive.

(Side note: this isn't the first time Alison and I have found such an evil character attractive. We're both hold a hankering for Ralph Finennes as Voldemort (re: suit in the train station, film 5). After seeing this film and realizing we were both attracted to the Joker, green hair, well-cut purple vest and all, we feared what level of evil would next attract us. I said, at the rate we were going, it would probably be the inevitable biopic of Hitler.)

I could go on and on about how much I loved Ledger as the Joker, but you can go elsewhere for more poetic praise. As for the plot, the Joker is using the mob as a backer to wreak chaos on Gotham. Meanwhile, Gotham's newest hope is new D.A. Harvey Dent, who Batman hopes can clean up Gotham enough to allow him to hang up his batsuit so he may pursue his one true love, Rachel (Maggie Gyllenhaall), who happens to be dating Dent, naturally. I don't want to give a lengthy plot summary, honestly, just go see it and pay close attention. In the words of Michael Caine as Michael Caine, er, Alfred, "some men just want to watch the world burn." That's the Joker and that's what he does for the entirety of the movie. There are some cool twists, nifty chases, ahem, flipping over a semi and unexpected deaths.

In short, although, I absolutely loved this movie. It was one of the best examples of art and commerce working seamlessly. I loved it so much, I went and saw it again the following Friday. I haven't done that since a movie that shall remained unnamed (Leo!). I left the theater thinking about it and I was still thinking about and marveling at it the next day and now anytime someone mentions it. I have some negative critiques (Batman's voice) but they were so few, they're not even worth getting further into. Since Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince has been moved to next summer, the race is on to replace The Dark Knight as my favorite movie of the year.

Disagree? Discuss.

Monday, July 21, 2008

The Dark Knight

So. Fucking. Good.

More to come.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Celebrity Sighting #4

Celebrity Sighted: Jason Alexander

Location: Washington D.C., Marriott Hotel

Info: I am in D.C. for a work conference. I leave early tomorrow and am missing the big gala tomorrow evening. According to the schedule, Alexander is going to be performing but I assumed I'd miss him. However, as I returned from dinner tonight, I was walking through the automatic door and was blocked by a group of men. Then I saw him, watching me try to maneuver through his group. He looked right at me.

Notes: He was short (of course), wearing a baseball cap, jeans and a plaid shirt that I'm pretty sure my Dad has.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Hancock

What attracts you to see a movie? What about a trailer or ad campaign will get your hard earned money out of your pocket?

Apparently for me (and Alison), it is relatively simple. In the case of Hancock, we were watching trailers and as a laugh we decided to watch Hancock. From the first few glimpses, it seemed mediocre and then . . .

MOVE! Bitch, get out the way, bitch get out the way... (ah Ludacris)

That song set to images of Will Smith flying into a highway sign? SOLD!

So when opening weekend came around, it was with trepidation that we followed through on our excitement to see the film by attending opening night, in the hope the song made an appearance in the actual movie. But we were not disappointed.

First action sequence, there it was. Said song accompanied by said image. Then to completely convince we had made the right decision, during the fight scene the bad guy breaks Hancock's bottle of rum or whisky or whatever (He's an alcoholic superhero, hi jinks ensue) and Hancock looks directly into the camera (i.e. the bad guy's face), holds the bottle up and simply shakes his head. It's that kind of simple comedy that we fall for every time. So things we're looking up. Will Smith was in top form, Jason Bateman showed up to remind us to watch Arrested Development reruns, inexplicably Charlize Theron was there, but we didn't mind.

Our love for the movie started to decline after a particular high note. Hancock, having just saved Jason Bateman from an oncoming train, derailing it and making a huge mess in the process, encounters an angry mob of people who are ungrateful for his heroics. One woman in particular engages in the following exchange:
Lady: "You smell like alcohol."
Hancock: "That's cause I been drinking, bitch!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Then it was all downhill from there. (SPOILER) Something about Charlize being Hancock's long lost superhero wife or some such nonsense. Lame. But had the film continued it's first hour of brilliance, we might have a had a favorite new superhero on our hands.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Guest Blogger: Adrienne on Kung Fu Panda

I too went to the screening of Kung Fu Panda that Adrienne attended. However, due to a day at the beach, which resulted in a pesky sunburn, and a full stomach, as a result of Nick's amazing mac and cheese, I drifted off to sleep a few times during the movie. In my defense it was a 10:30 showing, but that actually makes me look even lamer. To that end, Adrienne has graced us with a guest review of one of her new favorite films.

Kung Fu Panda
Don't just run to see Kung Fu Panda, explode to it. Haha. Funny is the panda who uses arms to defeat evil. He eats the food to get the power. Jack Black laughs like he is enjoying the time. The crane wears a funny hat. Noodles abound in this comedy critics are calling " a comedy for the ages of men" so don't worry about your epoch because there is something for you and me. I laughed and laughed without an inside joke or popcorn to throw. Slow- mo is the most fun way for faces to look in danger's way. Intellect is good to need so you'll see all the funny jokes. The place is pretty too, and so is the old turtle. firecrackers allowed.

By Adrienne Aggen








(edited for punctuation)

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Wall-E

Wow.

Pixar's new film is unlike anything I've ever seen. I'd read that it was really good but I was still skeptical. All the rave reviews don't lie, it is definitely one of the best movie I've seen this year.

It was almost operatic in its execution. I definitely noticed homages to Star Wars in the score, not to mention to R2-D2—sound designer Ben Burt who is the voice of Wall-E was also the voice of R2-D2. There was also the obligatory 2001: A Space Odyssey references, which now that I've seen the former, should make more sense but really, who the hell understands that movie?

I'm curious how kids see this as it is clearly a movie about adult issues. Obsession with consumerism and gratuitous consumption chief among them. I'm sure kids are charmed by the cute beeps and bops, probably as much if not more than I was, if that's possible, but it's only with age that I've been able to start to appreciate animation as an actual medium for storytelling and not just a gimmick to lure kids and their money-spending parents with them.

Wall-E, and definitely Persepolis have really opened my mind to the fact that animation isn't just for fun. Animation serves a purpose in the story, the way the art direction or camera angles do in a live action movie. This is why I'm getting more on board with recognizing animated films in the Best Picture category and not restricting them to just Best Animated. Wall-E is an almost perfect concoction of commerce and art. What was the last movie that won any major awards that can make that claim? Recognized films these days tend to err on the side of art, hence the public's lack of interest in watching any Oscar telecast. I'm not the first one to remark on this, clearly, but I think Wall-E may be just good enough to warrant a real renewed respect in animation as a legitimate art form as well as a medium for telling truly compelling stories.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Karaoke Cruise

For Carolyn's bug 24th birthday, she decided to whisk us away on a cruise around Manhattan isle. But not just any cruise, no, this cruise came with conditions. Karaoke!

So it was with much excitement that I arrived at South Street Seaport for my inaugural cruise around the harbor. I've been on the Staten Island Ferry and also the Liberty Island Ferry, but I'd never been on an aimless cruise and I was thrilled at the prospect of getting the water because often in Manhattan, you forget you are indeed on an island, surrounded by water.

The cruise was made extra cool by the happenstance of the appearance of four waterfalls that are currently falling in the East River as part of a huge public art project. So not only was I seeing my city, glowing in the night, I was passing under the Brooklyn bridge to the sight of this:

Amazing! It was so cool to see this up close where you could actually hear the power of the water falling. Or I could have if there hadn't been some serious karaoke action going on back on the boat. Highlights from the night's selections include "Zombie" by The Cranberries, "It's Raining Men" by I believe Geri Halliwell, chosen ironically by Carolyn's roommate Jessie and "I Want to Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston, chosen I'm pretty sure unironically by members of our small party but did, in fact, get everyone except Barry to dance.

Anyway, as the night progressed, some of us escaped to the roof of the boat, where we were treated to a fabulous view of lower Manhattan as well as Midtown West and the Statue of Liberty. Seeing the city from afar at night made me fall in love all over again. It's nice to step back and remember why I had longed to live here for so long and it still surreal to realize that I do indeed live in this amazing place. Considering my state of mind, especially that evening, it's comforting to know that I made the right decision in coming here. It's where I belong, and I love (almost) every second of being here. It's weird that something that something so mundane as a boat ride can make you fall in love once again.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Celebrity Sighting #3

Celebrity Sighted: Connor Paolo, aka Eric van der Woodson from Gossip Girl

Location: AMC/Lowes Lincoln Square, 68th and Broadway

Info: I was hankering for an early movie so I went to get my ticket early. As I got to the theater, I saw him and two other girls in front of me. I didn't recognize him at first, and was just annoyed that they were in my way. He stopped and kissed one of the girls on the cheek as a goodbye and that was when I recognized him. At first I wasn't sure it was him but after I got my ticket, I saw him standing in line and his identity in my head was confirmed.

Notes: He's probably about my height.

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

To start, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof is not a comedy. Alison and I thought this was a well-known fact. Yes, there are elements of comedy in Tennessee Williams' iconic play but mostly it's about unhappiness in love and unhappiness in old age.

Someone should have told the audience that surrounded us for this production of the play.
(see below)

But first things first, the cast was worth the big bucks we ended up paying. Terrence Howard as Brick, James Earl Jones as Big Daddy (Darth Vader!), Phylicia Rashad (mom from The Cosby Show!) and Anika Noni Rose (one of the Dreamgirls, the one that sleeps with Eddie Murphy), make up the principals of the novelty of an all-black cast for this Southern plantation drama. So I dutifully spent my hard-earned money for the chance to see such a cast in my favorite Williams play. 

Despite the disappointing audience, I still enjoyed the production. Maggie was especially good. James Earl Jones played Big Daddy as a bit of a creepy old pervert, but it was funny and he was in The Sandlot so I was satisfied. 

(Angry Alison Peterson chimes in)
I like to think I have a pretty good sense of humor. In fact, if we're being honest, I'll laugh at almost anything. 

Arrested Development? Always.
A sketch on the modern-day S.N.L.? Usually.
A deteriorating marriage? Alcoholism? A man struggling with homosexual feelings? A diagnosis of a terminal condition? Lies upon lies, upon lies? Never. 

And this, unbelievably, is where I differ from the rest of the Broadway audience for Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. Call me crazy, but I've always thought that this play's traditional reputation as a drama was warranted. And yet, for most of my fellow theatergoers, it had "uproariously funny" written all over it. Am I exaggerating? Probably. But the laughter was frequent and baffling. Through shouting matches, through serial confessions, through three acts. While I was hoping people might catch on to the seriousness of the subject material, it never happened. Brick, everyone's favorite tortured soul, finds the world's mendacity unbearable tot he point that it drives him to drink incessantly. It drove the people of the Broadhurst Theater, however to hysterics. For the record: When Brick clumsily tries to hurt Maggie, so enraged that he stumbles past the pain of his broken ankle, that is not an elaborate pratfall. No, that is hatred. It is serious; it is passionate. It does not require a laugh track. 

The performances were fine, despite the fact--as Lindsey pointed out--some of the lines were (inexplicably) played for laughs. Don't insult my intelligence, Broadway. When I spend money to see some Southern-fried drama, I want friction, tension and anger. Much like the anger that consumed me for nearly three hours, making this one of my least enjoyable theater experiences. 


Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Miracle of Modern Technology

I am now the proud owner of this marvel of technology. To lift my fog of recent depression, I went on a buying binge and purchased $120 worth of make-up and gadgets from Sephora. My proudest moment came with this little beauty. You may not be able to tell from this photo, but it is a pair of eyebrow tweezers . . . with a light in the middle! You just click a button and a spotlight is ready to aim and destroy every little minute hair that is trying to hide in your skin. Plus it comes in its own little carrying case.

Simply put, the best $22 I've spent this year.

Shakespeare in the Park: Hamlet

What an undertaking it is to get tickets to Shakespeare in the Park. Last year, I enlisted my visitor Kim to try and get us tickets, but we underestimated the Bard's New York fan base and were denied entry. So this year, Alison was taking no chances and I decided it was now or never.

So Alison and I woke at 8:00 on a Sunday morning, tired but determined. Our slightly late partner in crime was Autumn and we hunkered down for four hours of waiting in line just to get the damn tickets. It wasn't so bad until it started pouring down rain. Did Alison and bring an umbrella? Ha! That would have been smart. Luckily Autumn had come prepared with an umbrella, not to mention a towel for us to sit on, and not just any towel, a MTV Room Raiders towel. So we all huddled under the one tiny umbrella, wet and shaking. We finally made it through the rain and got tickets so it was worth it.

We returned to the Delacorte and found a beautiful evening for Shakespeare. The production's marquee names included Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under, Can't Hardly Wait) as Ophelia, Sam Waterson (Law and Order) as Polonius and Margret Colin (Gossip Girl, Independence Day!) as the Queen. The production used strange 19th century, mostly military dress and the set was constructed to look like a great hull on a ship, which doubled as a kind of prison. Denmark = Prison, in case you've forgotten your Hamlet. I thought the actor ( Michael Stuhlbarg) that played Hamlet was really good. Committed to his mania, which is how I prefer my Hamlets, he spit out each line with contempt. However, semi-raping the queen was, I felt, unnecessary.

Ambrose is his equal as Ophelia loses her mind (and her hair!). Waterson is a perfect putting old fool, going so far as to convince Alison that he flubbed a line, but according to the New York Times, that was just a calculated lapse meant to showcase Polonius' ridiculousness. The Times went on to call it the "one breathtakingly poignant moment" in the entire production. Hmm, I thought he just flubbed his line, but what do I know?

As my first Shakespeare in the Park experience ended, I realized a play like Hamlet doesn't really serve the surroundings of Central Park. Give me A Midsummer Night's Dream or a Romeo and Juliet (which they did last year) to play off the park's beauty. Hell even Twelfth Night would have been better in an outdoor setting. Hamlet just feels too stuffy for the setting, but overall Shakespeare in the Park deserves its reputation as an iconic New York experience.

The Incredible Hulk

Oh man. Any casting of Edward Norton is enough to sell me. See, I am easy in some respects. So what very little interest I had in ANOTHER Hulk movie was increased twofold when I saw Mr. Norton in the trailer.

So Alison and I swallowed our pride and attended a screening on opening weekend. Much to our surprise, it was better than expected. Norton only look mildly bored, Liv Tyler does her pouty best and William Hurt has never been more commanding in front of a green screen pretending to look at big green monster.

A few things did bother me. Mostly the inconsistency of the Hulk's scale. He seems much larger in some scenes than others. Can't all the money they spend on special effects afford someone to check consistency? Apparently not. Also, there is a scene that takes place on the famous 125th St in Harlem, right outside the Apollo Theater. Now this location, is right down the street from my apartment. Plus, we were in a theater of flesh and blood New Yorkers, most of which definitely know this location. And yet, as the scene unfolds, it becomes painfully obvious that they didn't actually film in that location. There was way too much neon for that particular portion of the city. Upsetting. Again, don't movies like this have enough money to pump in a little change into the local economy by actually filming in Harlem. Then perhaps I could have snuck over and checked Edward out.

Overall, the movie was fun. Not approaching the brilliance of Iron Man, except SPOILER! when he makes an appearance toward the end. But honestly, I'd watch Edward Norton in anything. I think my love for Death to Smoochy proved that long ago.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Quotable #2

Location: gChat

Players: Me, Autumn

Scene: Autumn and I were on gChat discussing our plans to try and go see Shakespeare in the Park's production of Hamlet.

Autumn: Weird but last time I went to Shakespeare in the Park I saw Heath Ledger there!

Me: Oh, that's right. Maybe we'll see his ghost there.

Autumn: Maybe he'll play the ghost in the play.

-Scene-

Note: Yes, we're aware that this is equal parts offensive and equal parts hilarious.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

My iPod reads my mind

I've had a bad week. I won't divulge all the details but needless to say, I've shed some tears, most of which have fallen on the subway (safely hidden behind some sunglasses) while listening to my iPod. Anything and everything from Neutral Milk Hotel to the Once soundtrack to LCD Soundsystem can set me off. And then my iPod delivered the coup de grâce in the surprising form of Matchbox Twenty. In case you've forgotten, and I had, they had some good songs, "Leave" being one of them. And this song's relevance was not lost on my tear ducts. Some choice lines

It's amazing.
How you make your face just like a wall
How you take your heart and turn it off
How I turn my head and lose it all

It's unnerving
How just one move puts me by myself
There you go just trusting someone else
Now I know I put us both through hell

I'm not saying there wasn't nothing wrong
I just didn't think you'd ever get tired of me
I'm not saying we ever had the right to hold on
I just didn't wanna let it get away from me

But if that's how it’s gonna leave
Straight out from underneath
Then we’ll see who’s sorry now
If that’s how it’s gonna stand, when
You know you’ve been depending on
The one you’re leaving now
The one you’re leaving out
--

Oh, Rob Thomas. You get me. Cue tears.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Times Center: Sarah Jessica Parker

Jacky and I jumped at the chance to see Sarah Jessica Parker at the TimesCenter pre-Sex and the City The Movie's release. It was kind of a career retrospective and it was cool to see her up close. (See photo).

Jacky and I met at the Times building and I walked up to see that Jacky had secured us the very first spot in line. Note: We were definitely on the younger spectrum of the crowd and all were jealous of our amazing spot in line.

When the doors opened we struggled inwardly about if we should sit in the front row or not. We decided against it and went for the fourth. When she entered, she looked exactly the same as on T.V. Really short and cute as a button. Throughout the talk, which it must be said was conducted by a much better interviewer than the last Times Talk I went to, I was struck by how genuine and humble she was. She talked about her start on Broadway (she was Annie!), where all she has lived in New York, the show and then the film. She spilled Carrie's job in the film and watched some clips.

All in all, $30 well spent.

Iron Man

I'm a little late on this one, but it was so good I couldn't not address its success. Robert Downey Jr. has and still is one of my underrated favorites. My love was founded in Home for the Holidays, nurtured by Only You and cemented by Zodiac. By the time I heard he was playing Iron Man, I was happy to see he was getting more play than just a small, but fun, role in Good Night and Good Luck.

I should also admit that I usually really enjoy comic book movies. I never really read comic books as a kid, except Archie, but I support the fan boys they create (reminder: I heart all Star Wars and all The Lord of the Rings, so I'm a kind of fan boy myself). I enjoy all the Batman movies,—even the George Clooney one, in that it's so bad, it's good way—Spiderman 2 and The Incredible Hulk (review soon to come).

So Iron Man . . . it's good. Not just good . . . really good.

Downey Jr. is Tony Stark, a billionaire playboy who's made his millions mass producing weapons and selling them to the government, and it turns out to terrorists. Stark is kidnapped as he's being moved by the military in Afghanistan and forced to build a weapon of mass destruction for the enemy. Instead he builds himself a suit of armor that allows him to blast his way out of capture. Stark re-enters the world a changed man, determined to stop making weapons for profit, much to the chagrin of his business partner Jeff Bridges (I wonder who'll be the bad guy here?). Stark hunkers down at his Malibu mansion to build and test a better suit for himself, helped along by his plucky assistant Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow).

Suffice to say, not everyone in Stark's life is happy with his direction and one guy in particular tries steal his idea and makes himself a meaner Iron Man and a big fight scene ensues. Probably the best of the movie comes at the end, after Stark has done good, and he's holding a press conference where he's supposed to lie about what's happened. SPOILER This is why it pays to cast Downey Jr. When Stark takes a big breath to start lying his ass off, we believe he's about to, until he says "Fuck it, I am Iron Man." Cue end credits. Brilliant! Ok, he doesn't say "fuck it" but he might as well have. He is so rakishly charming that he totally gets away with being a huge asshole in the beginning and by the end the audience is like, "Yeah tell the world you're Iron Man!" It's the same effect Vince Vaughn has in Swingers, you know he's full of shit but you can't help but fall for it. Is it surprising Iron Man was directed by John Favreau of Swingers fame? I think not.

On the bus

Cichelli and I were on the bus today and we had a driver that thought he was quite the entertainer. After I entered, he inquired why I hadn't brought him a milkshake, since I was enjoying one myself, and I casually chuckled and scurried to find a seat. But he was just getting started.

As the bus made it's journey up Amsterdam, he decided it was time for fun and games. He got on the speaker and asked the passengers to yell out all the body parts that had three letters.

Naturally, this started innocent enough. "Eye, lip, ear, toe!" The passengers yelled out.

Then some wise guy in front had to go there. "Ass!" Hilarity ensued.

As if this wasn't enough, the driver had one more joke up his sleeve. As he was driving he said, "Ok, get ready, I'm going to teach all of you that are standing the first step of the merengue."

He then slammed on the brakes, thrusting all who were standing forward in a seemingly choreographed "dance move," and he chuckled to himself and drove on into the night.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Sex and the City

Ok, I've been working on this one because I wanted to make sure I did it justice. So I actually saw the movie twice to make sure I didn't miss anything and that my first impressions were correct. They were.

Let me preface this with the admission that I adore Sex and the City. Yes, it often induces eye-rolling with its writing/computer-generated butterfly, but on the whole it is funny and touching and . . . er . . . fabulous. I also happened across the filming of the movie last September, while my parents and sister was in town. They were filming a scene with Sarah Jessica Parker—that I would later find out was cut from the film, but included in all the trailers—outside of Pastis in the Meatpacking District. So it was with no small amount of excitement that Autumn and I went to an 11:30 showing on opening day. (See below for funny observations of the throngs of women we observed at the theater)

So the film . . . SPOILERS FOLLOW

First things first, the plot catches up with our four main ladies four years after the finale where Mr. Big finally told Carrie she was the one, Charlotte got news of the successful adoption of a Chinese daughter, Miranda learned to love and live in Brooklyn and Samantha and Smith had sex.

Not much has changed except Samantha has followed Smith to L.A. to manage his career/have sex. Big and Carrie are happy and moving in together, Steve and Miranda are having marriage trouble and Charlotte and Harry are the picture of pure happiness. As I'm sure you've all heard, if not seen, Big freaks out over the wedding and leaves Carrie pretty much at the altar. What follows is a surprisingly raw look at what happens when an adult gets her heart broken. No changing of her relationship status on Facebook, Carrie is a true grown up. She breaks down and completely disappears from Big's periphery.

There is one a scene that really sums it up. When the girls go on Carrie's honeymoon with her, she manages to escape to the bathroom for some solitude. In the scene, she takes off her overlarge sunglasses, washes her face and just looks at herself in the mirror. What we see is a woman completely destroyed, wearing no make-up, no designers, no armor. Moments like that are when the film is at it's most affecting. When all the fluff is on mute and we just get to see these characters be human. Another one comes right after Big has told Carrie he just left the wedding. The pass each other on the street and Carrie jumps out of the car to hit him with her bouquet (Ridiculous? Cliché? Yes.) Big starts to give her a swan song of he just freaked out for a minute and he's ready now and Charlotte bursts in with an outraged and teary "No!" as she whisks Carrie away from him.

There are other moments like this but really these are just illustrative of a simple fact: My friends would do that for me and I would that for my friends. That is why women love this show, and I'm guessing why most loved the movie, although I'll admit now, that I'm not in that category.

One thing that didn't do it for me was the sheer amount of attention paid to consumerism. The whole Vogue photo shoot was unnecessary, especially considering the voice over that cooed the names of the designers. Yes, the show did it's share of lusting after designer clothes/shoes, but perhaps because it was confined to a mention or two in a half hour of television, it never bothered me much. This was overt and ridiculous.

Otherwise the entire plot felt forced to me. Sure, a comment on what happens after you find love is refreshing for a romantic comedy. If the film had actually explored that notion via Carrie, it may have been more successful. What happens after Carrie finds love? She loses it for the majority of the movie only to forgive it the moment her eyes meet her beloved. I understand the importance of forgiveness and I'm by no means suggesting that she shouldn't have forgiven Big, but come on, how about keeping up the adult veneer of this movie and have an actual conversation about what happened? Speaking of, what did happen? We're expected to believe that Miranda's one throwaway comment was enough to push Big over the edge? Maybe I give him too much credit but he had made Carrie happy for four years since the end of the show. Big had changed at the end of the series. I think he's probably learned what not to do in regards to her. I didn't buy the whole leaving and then "what am i doing? moment" It felt lazy.

As for the rest of the girls, anyone who watched the show shouldn't believe that the character of Steve would cheat on Miranda. After everything she's put him through up to now, he cheats? Without ever trying the counseling thing beforehand, hell talking about it. I thought we were all adults here? But I see why it happened, Carrie and Miranda needed to learn to forgive together. Oh happy day, lets make out on the Brooklyn bridge. (Note, I did tear up at this part. I can be a cynic and a romantic all in one. I'm complex.)

I liked the story of Charlotte having everything she ever wanted and wondering why it happened to her and not her friends. I think the scene where she freaks out about running was really good. Of course she's scared something bad is going to happen! But you can't live life scared of actual life happening Charlotte, so keep on running. Also, didn't anyone else want the baby to be named Shayla? Don't know what I mean? Re-watch season 1.

As for Samantha, she was the most lazily written. I understand the "life revolving around the man" part and that was a good way to start, but turning Smith into an over-tanned, smarmy asshole is something that no one who watched the show should accept. This man shaved his head for her in one of the most romantic gestures I've seen on T.V. He would never act like he does in the movie, no matter how many "pounds" Samantha put on. But one of our couples had to suffer for this film being made, and Samantha made the ultimate sacrifice and went back to being a stereotype of a sex-obsessed character. All her character's growth from the series was unnecessary, I guess.

So I've been pretty negative. But let's reiterate that I've already seen it twice. So with any of my squabbles, did I still enjoy myself? Yes, of course. But I can't help feel that they may have tampered too much with an already fabulous thing. (However, I totally fell for the proposal with the shoe. I am ashamed.)

Notes on the movie-going crowd.
•I didn't witness this exchange but the way it was told to me coupled with the fact that I did sit next to these girls still makes it valid.

Autumn and I arrived semi-early to get in line so we didn't have to sit in the front row. There was a line formed already so we took a seat. I went to the bathroom and missed this exchange. There was a group of three or four girls behind us who apparently didn't really like one of the girls they were with. Autumn heard them complain about her when she left to get a drink. I don't blame them because she seemed obnoxious when I saw her and she was wearing a weird Sgt. Pepper band jacket completely unironically. So Autumn was eavesdropping and heard them talking about the fact that every girl there was really dressed up. Dresses, heels, nails done, the works. (Autumn and I noted this too, as we were in jeans, T-shirts and flip flops). Keep in mind, we were waiting for the 11:30 p.m. show.

Sgt. Pepper: Why is everyone so dressed up?
Friend #1: They probably are going out after the movie or they went to dinner before.
Sgt. Pepper: (Disgusted tone) What? There is no way they went to dinner before. No New Yorker goes to dinner before 10:30 p.m.
Friend #1: Uh, I go to dinner at like 8:00 sometimes.
Sgt. Pepper: Ew
Friend #2: Yeah, sometimes I go to dinner at like 6:30.
Sgt. Pepper: Ew.

First of all, "Ew" is not a proper response to anything, let alone a claim that purports you are really cool and don't eat until 10:30. Anyway, the way Autumn said "Ew" in the retelling made me laugh for days.

•I've been to a lot of movies on opening nights. People always get there early, wait/sit in a long line, usually on the floor, and wait for the theater doors to open. Then they usually stay in said line and enter the theater in a civilized way.

Not here. Here, grown women start entering the theater in a civilized way and then decide "oh no, that bitch did not cut in front of me!" And then kick off their heels, disregard all manner of social decorum and run into the theater. We were in awe and scared for our lives.

•Last note: When we got our seats, which were just fine and we didn't even run or push anyone over, we heard a huge pop come from somewhere near us. "Did someone shoot someone?" Autumn logically asked. Then the guy next to me said, in a way-too-excited tone "No, we brought champagne!"

-Fin-

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Swell Season—Radio City Music Hall

Clearly if you've read this blog, you know that I adore the movie Once. So I naturally jumped at the chance to see the movie's stars perform with their band, The Swell Season, at Radio City Music Hall. Alison, who spent $12 on a martini glass that had a pair of rocketette's legs as a stem, and I had pretty swell (tee hee) seats. However, we were late and missed the opener, which was The Interference who happen to join them in the movie and sing the song "Gold." Not to worry, they came back and joined Glen Hansard for that song later in the show. Obviously the concert was fabulous and in the interest of not droning on and on, I'll try and be concise.

Highlights:
The first song was "Say it to Me Now," and Hansard sang it acoustic with no mic. I'm sure the people at the very top in the back couldn't hear him but it's their fault for not having seats as good as ours. When he belts the first line of the chorus, I get goosebumps and my attraction to him grows and grows.

After the first song, when Marketa joined Hansard on stage they seemed quite overwhelmed by their venue. At one point Hansard says the first time they played in New York, they were thrilled to have sold out Pianos, which is a tiny bar/music venue on the Lower East Side that I've been to and loved, so having sold out Radio City was very surreal to them both. Cue cheers!

At one point during the first few songs, Hansard stopped to apologize for his language, blaming it on the fact that his Irish decent makes Irish folk want to fuck up the English language at every opportunity, hence all the cursing. Awesome.

Clearly, I teared up at several points during the show. Most notably during "When Your Mind's Made Up," "Leave" and Oscar winner "Falling Slowly." Also, Hansard kept turning back the piano and giving Marketa loving looks. They are so damn cute, it's almost to the point of being ridiculous.

Hansard did a cover of Van Morrison's Astral Weeks and it was fucking insane. People literally lost their minds at this point.

Marketa brought her sister up on stage to sing a song with her. While it was an incredibly cute gesture, the song they chose to sing was very strange. It was called "Gently Johnny" and it was from the movie Wicker Man. Just . . . weird.

A choice favorite quote referring to the chance they took with the music from Once:
"A couple years ago, we decided to kick our ball as hard as we could, and see how far it would go," Hansard said. "We were hoping it would reach the end of the garden, but we watched it go … across the street, over the next town, into a place we’d never even heard of before. And the great thing about (nights like this) is that it sort of quiets the 1% of you that wishes you could have your ball back."

During one song that included a violin solo, the violinist took the song into an unexpected but amazing place by launching into "Pure Imagination" from the original Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. Hansard, who looked caught off guard but pleased, rolled with it and sang a bit of the Gene Wilder classic.

They did not one, not two but three encores because they didn't want the night to end and the crowd loved them all. They ended the night with another Van Morrison cover of "Into the Mystic."

Verdict: One of the best nights I've spent in New York. Also, I clearly can't be concise about things that I love so much.

Edit: Alison would like the mention of her glass purchase to reflect the fact that the $12 bought her the glass, which was filled with a strong strawberry daiquiri. She did not spend $12 on the glass alone. 

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I like Knocked Up and Superbad. The 40-Year-Old Virgin is funny only after repeat viewings. But after staring at the hundreds of notes to Sarah Marshall scribbled on subway walls (ex:) I guess I didn't really have high hopes for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, even though Jason Segal is one of my favorite parts of Knocked Up, in his own creepy way.

Not to say I was BLOWN AWAY by any means, but I did laugh more than I thought I would, especially when the genius that was the Dracula muppet show was mentioned. (I was then thrilled to read that Jason Segal was resurrecting the muppets for another movie, to which I clapped with glee)

On reflection, the movie is a pretty affecting example of how people handle break-ups. I've been known to cry so loud neighbors can hear. However, I must say that the odds of picking the same hotel in a completely different state at the EXACT same time as your ex is so ridiculous, it's almost enough to ruin the entire movie.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Young @ Heart

To lift spirits, Autumn and I caught Young @ Heart today at Lincoln Plaza. If you haven't seen the preview, check it out here.

In short, it is a documentary about a group of seniors, of which the average age is 80, who are in a chorus that sing rock and roll covers. Everything from Sonic Youth to James Brown to Coldplay.

The premise is cute enough, and I expected plenty of chuckles—eeee, old people singing The Clash—and it delivered for the most part. What really surprised me, was the way the film dealt with the deaths of several of its members. This isn't giving anything away really—you see a film like this, and you should expect some death—but the way the film acknowledges the death and then picks itself back up again was moving to say the least. I will admit some tears did fall, after all I did lose a grandma in the recent past, not to mention I was not in a fit emotional state myself.

However, my negative critique centers on the random, and unnecessary, music videos the filmmakers made the choir perform. The videos jerk you out of the story and serve no real purpose except to give another chance to chuckle at the funny old people singing seemingly inappropriate songs, but we get enough of that watching them prepare for their next big show. Had these been left in the editing room where they belong, the film would have been much more successful, but as it was, the gimmick wears thin by the end. (I just resisted the urge to make a really bad thin as their hair joke. I think I'm growing up... )

P.S. Yes, that is how the title is written on the poster. I wrote it correctly like a good fact-checker, but I cringe at it. Don't say I skimp on details.

P.P.S. This post has been languishing in draft form for awhile, so forgive its untimeliness.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Celebrity Sighting #2

Celebrity Sighted: David Cross, of Arrested Development fame

Location: Inside the Essex Street Mall at Shopsins General Store. Delancey and Essex St.

Info: Aggen and I embarked on a day out and as we were leaving the apartment she made one of her infamous predictions. Today's prophecy was that we would see someone famous. As we sat down to lunch at Shopsins, her prediction came true. David Cross, bearded and in glasses sat at the counter, made funny with the employees and ate lunch.

Notes: As he got up to leave, we made eye contact. He has bright blue eyes that pierce the soul. I also noticed he was (inexplicably) wearing a Meet the Parents button on his jacket.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

WTF?

Last night, Alison, Kim and I went to The Mountain Goats at Webster Hall. It was a solid show, however the and was pretentious enough to do a double encore. I mean they were good, but a double encore? You're not Elton John.

ANYWAY, after the show we took a cab and then decided to cut our ride home short to go see the elephant parade that takes place each year when the circus comes to Madison Square Garden. The parade had been romanticized in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, so I wanted to experience it for myself. We actually got a good spot, right by Madison Square Garden and so we waited. It was pretty chilly, compounded by the fact I was still in work shoes aka no socks. We waited for about half an hour waiting for the cops to move the cones blocking off the street, certain that would signal the elephants had made it. At about 1:00 a.m., the cops lights started flashing and the cones were moved. I spied a ringmaster-type gentleman perched on the back of large elephant. Hooray! They'd arrived.

The excitement of that moment was quickly eclipsed by the realization that only four elephants followed. WTF? All this for five lousy elephants? I loudly told Alison and Kim I had seen more elephants in my backyard. They agreed and we departed in a huff of disappointment.

Friday, February 29, 2008

On Oscar Night

The public outcry for a blog about the Oscars was so loud (thanks, Casey!) that I thought I would oblige, even though I'm late. I did have a draft in my box regarding my favorite moment of the Oscars, but I decided the ceremony, as a whole, deserved a critique.



Jon Stewart
Best Joke: Regarding Norbit's nomination for make-up. "Too often the Academy ignores movies that aren't good."

Runner up: Regarding the effects of the Strike. "The Vanity Fair party was canceled out of respect for the writers. You know how you could also show respect of the writers? Invite them to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. They'd enjoy it."

Fashion
Best dress:
Markéta Irglová, could be my girl crush though. It was modest and cool in the front and the back was cut out. I want it!











Runner up: Marion Cotillard, mermaid done ri
ght.














Worst dressed: Mrs. Daniel Day Lewis, one hopes this dress was worn ironically but I fear the worst.










Runner up: Ca
meron Diaz, why was she there again?










Speeches
Best:
Markéta Irglová and Glen Hassard Glen "Make art! Make art! Markéta: "No matter how far out your dreams are, they can become true…fair play to those who dare to dream and don’t give up…" Cue my tears.

Runner Up: Marion Cotillard "Thank you life, thank you love. It is true there are some angels in this city." If anyone but her would have said this, my eyes would have fallen out from a violent eye roll. But she pulled it off (could have been the accent, could have been the genuine joy) and a new girl crush was born.

Second runner up: Tilda Swinton, "and George Clooney, you know, the seriousness and the dedication to your art, seeing you climb into that rubber bat suit from Batman and Robin, the one with the nipples, every morning under your costume, on the set, off the set, hanging upside-down at lunch, you rock,man." She is just creepy enough to make fun of George and get away with it. Pretty funny. . . and unexpected.


Moments
Best: John Stewart bringing
Markéta Irglová back out after the orchestra mistakenly played her off. Very classy Jon.

Runner up: Daniel Day Lewis getting knighted with Oscar by last year's winner for The Queen, Helen Mirren. Funny and weirdly appropriate.


Awards:
Most deserved: Daniel Day-Lewis. He was the front-runner and for good reason. Even George knew it and conceded by giving him a kiss...

Runner Up: "Falling Slowly" from Once. After watching all the songs being performed, it was clear that all that over-produced musical muck deserved to get beat by simple piano and guitar.

What the hell?: Tilda Swinton, Best Supporting Actress. She was in the movie for like five minutes, and she is no Judi Dench. I was rooting for Amy Ryan for Gone Baby Gone. If you haven't seen that, stop reading and go watch. Now.

Not Cool: Producer Scott Rudin gave a heartfelt thanks to his partner "Thanks to my partner, John Barlow. Without you, honey, this is just hardware
." We didn't get the obligatory reaction shot of John looking proud and teary, which we normally see when people (especially significant others) are name checked in thank yous. Get with it Oscar.

Best back stage report: From USA Today, Glen and
Markéta played with their won statues. Glen said: “Let’s put them together, like if they are kissing each other.” Marketa: “But they are two boys!” Glen: “But this is Hollywood!” Ho ho ho. Those two.

Random: I was reading ew.com's live Oscar blog as I watched and it was also very entertaining. My favorite blog post of the night came when Javier Bardem won his well-deserved Best Supporting Actor award and he finished the rest of his speech in Spanish. Then on the blog, EW's Annie Barret did her own translation of what he said. "I am so sexy so sexy so sexy so sexy adios." Oh man, I laughed. Doubly so when Aggen decided to just text "Ovaries" to Jared, as a result of being immensely attracted to Javier Bardem.